next time someone touches you without your permission shout at them: “HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME. I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN OF HOUSE TARGARYEN, KHALEESI OF THE DOTHRAKI, MOTHER OF DRAGONS AND BREAKER OF CHAINS. IF YOU THINK TO TOUCH ME AGAIN, I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU WILL DIE SCREAMING.” and they won’t do it again. ever.
Of course Clark Gregg knows what S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for.
Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14
when people ask what I see in you, I just smile and look away because I’m afraid if they knew they’d fall in love with you too.
”It took me 10 years to be ready for this. I’ve got a pretty good foundation of friends and family that will always keep me grounded no matter what. But I don’t think I would have been ready for it 10 years ago. So I’m really happy with the way it worked out. You need to learn how to do this. You need to learn how to keep your cool, learn how to be a leader on set, learn how to act. F—-, I still know I’ve got a ton to learn. It’s all a learning experience. I’m going to school every day.” [x]
#the most powerful sorcerer who ever walked the earth gets his powers back#he could have crumbled rock or set a fire#he could have torn down the walls#but he brought a delicate little butterfly into the world#he created a harmless life#and that’s the number one reason i love that character#because for all his darkness and power and determination and ruthlessness#he isn’t a monster#he’s so good
i hate how they gave sirius prison tattoos in the movies like holy fuck all of the inmates are being kept sedated by dementor-induced depression who the fuck is giving people ink
Dammit dementor jerry is inking them up in the back cells again he has to stop doing this
sirius probably stopped off to get them after he escaped because hes a big drama queen baby and wanted to look tough
“…and that’s my presentation.”
shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
ups delivery guyx has tumblr
april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face
that post got very sad very fast
look whos still single in 2014
Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
Welp. Never gonna unsee this.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?
THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS